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texts from last night (82)
(818):
I’m like Cupid.
(1-818):
You’re a whore with a bow and arrow.
texts from last night (81)
(706):
We can talk tomorrow when we’re both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
(1-706):
Where’s it at?
(706):
In your pants.
texts from last night (80)
(779):
I just think his face would be more attractive if it was framed by my thighs.
texts from last night (79)
(213):
WTF, DUDE?
(323):
Stay calm. I’m sure there’s a heterosexual explanation for this.
texts from last night (78)
(206):
In related news, I couldn’t want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
texts from last night (77)
(408):
No dude, I’m not naming my kid after your beard.
texts from last night (76)
(586):
In the future we’ll all be gay
texts from last night (75)
(412):
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that’s like a diamond ring. Shit’s permanent.
texts from last night (74)
(708):
We broke up because he couldn’t handle the fact that I’ve slept with more girls than he has. Also, I’ve slept with the girl he’s seeing now.
texts from last night (73)
(215):
I’ve decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I’m OK with that.
