PAY ATTENTION TO ME
WOMAN I AM TRYING TO FINISH GUNNERKRIGG COURT YOU CANNOT TAME ME RIGHT NOW

oh my fucking god
i keep seeing all these posts about tnga on my dash and i kept thinking people were talking about the new teenage mutant ninja turtles show but no
it’s a brella fic
that has nothing to do with turtles
and tnga doesn’t even remotely look like tmnt
well shit don’t i feel stupid
well then
beth darling honeyboo cakes xoxo
go drink some more champagne you drunkard
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i’m only ever shipped with jon. at least give me some variety
GOSH FINE BETH
hold up i’m gonna text you a picture of who i ship you with <3333
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rule 34 is one of my bookmarks oh the things I could show you (ask Beth I’ve sent some to her)
omg no i’m just gonna stay in my happy little smut bubble but thanks for playing
but
you are a girl?????
i mean you have boobs and awesome taste in corsets how are you not a girl BETH WHAT IS GOING ON
oh god i found an old class photo from 2005 i am eternally cringing
oh honey child
nothing can be worse than my 9th grade class photo. I wore a bright red shirt that said “boy crazy”, had my hair in two un-even pigtails, and had braces plus humongous glasses.
have you seen my driver’s license
um yes beth did you forget you texted it to me???

