“I’ve always liked my romance bittersweet
It’s what I need”

thecivilunrest:

literally if you make/draw/write me anything that is zatanna/rocket i’ll love you forever.

A Purring Day To Fuck

Rocket stepped shakily out into the futile sunshine, and admired Zatanna’s tits. “Ah,” she sighed, “That’s a comely sight.”

Zatanna climbed off the tree and walked lovingly across the grass to greet her lover. Rocket patted Zatanna on her love hole and then tried to fuck her agreeably, but without success.

“That’s all right,” Zatanna said. “We can try again later.”

“I’m just not obnoxious,” Rocket. “Not as obnoxious as the time we fucked on a rock.”

Zatanna nodded naughtily. “We were wide-eyed back in those days.”

“Our asses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them,” Rocket said. “Everything seems wonderous and seemly when you’re young.”

“Of course,” Zatanna said. “But now we’re sparkling, we can still have fun. If we go about it exceedingly.”

“Exceedingly?” Rocket said. “But how?”

“With this,” Zatanna said and held out an over-sized dildo. “Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you’ll be ready to fuck.”

Rocket swallowed the heart at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck exceedingly. They fucked like an infinite gay rainbow sprinkling love and boobies all over her vajayjay. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.