16 Jun 13
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ahorsewhodoesevilthings:

Does the headless horseman have a garden??? Like he just takes the time to grow a pumpkin and say “that one looks nice” and uses it for a head. And then the other pumpkins are made into pumpkin pie or whatever.

25 Feb 13
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(Source: mintparades, via koryandr)

23 Jan 13
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20 Jan 13
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Hey bentfire! I wrote a fic about the bathroom incident and I really should shut up about it but I'm really freakin' proud of myself and you should read it!
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morbidmurderface

DO YOU HAS LINK? because I’ve perused your tumblr and the bluepulse tag and cannot seem to locate it and I really badly want to read it!

27 Dec 12
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asterush:

annafh:

image

I’m so sorry

SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE IT.

YOU FUCKING EARNED THAT GOLD STAR, BABY.

(via fingerstriped)

27 Nov 12
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6 Nov 12
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superblys:

zellerific:

bradford-socks:

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

this is all i have ever wanted.

omghjk

(Source: bradfordsox)

31 Oct 12
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#that face at the end though #it’s like she was planning to land on top of an open-legged artemis but flew too far #that’s an ‘are you fucking kidding me’ face

#that face at the end though #it’s like she was planning to land on top of an open-legged artemis but flew too far #that’s an ‘are you fucking kidding me’ face

(Source: jasongrace, via starinhercorner)

11 Oct 12
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kda17:

I like her because she smiles at me and means it. 

While the fandom is freaking out about the new episode, I felt it was a good idea to remind everyone Raquel’s getting ~married~ to Zatanna.

8 Oct 12
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conversatanparade:

please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and

look at your forearm

just take a good long look at that thing

the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long

9.75 INCHES

so please, the next time you describe a human penis in your fanfiction as being “only 12 inches long”

just look at your goddamn hand and remember that that “only 12 inches” is 2.75 INCHES LONGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FOREARM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

(Source: conversationparade, via monnrah)