debating whether or not I need to make an fyeahsnaibsel blog

After all the bullshit of earlier, plus another customer I’m not even going to get into (the word bitch was made for people like her), I was in a grumpy mood and ranting to my coworker, Kay.

Well, this was totally unprofessional and inappropriate on my part, but some other customers walked up and I still kept ranting to Kay. These new customers were totally nice about it, wanted to hear the whole “bad girl” saga, and then this lovely woman piped up with “I don’t think they meant to call you a bad girl. I think you misheard him.” Then she pointed to my Batman lanyard. “He meant to say Batgirl!”

At which point, Kay and I just bust out laughing and I literally start bowing to this lady. She then says “And he didn’t mean to say naughty, either. He was trying to imply that you shouldn’t be out of disguise! Where’s Batman at to lecture you, young lady? He should’ve taught you these things.”

I. FUCKING. DIED.

And then was resuscitated later when a male customer came up and referred to my also male boss (who just celebrated his 70th birthday yesterday) as the “sexiest Pharmacist ever”. Then he told myself and Kay “Sorry that you had to overhear that!”.

And then, while the both of us are still laughing and barely able to breathe, I manage to get out “you just made our night”. The lovely gentleman turns to my boss and goes “YOU HEAR THAT? I MADE TWO PRETTY GIRLS’ NIGHT AND I AIN’T EVEN MADE IT HOME TO MY WIFE YET.”

 

“I’ve always liked my romance bittersweet
It’s what I need”

Joe Fox: You know, sometimes I wonder…
Kathleen Kelly: What?
Joe Fox: Well… if I hadn’t been Fox Books and you hadn’t been The Shop Around the Corner, and you and I had just, well, met…
Kathleen Kelly: I know.
Joe Fox: Yeah. I would have asked for your number, and I wouldn’t have been able to wait twenty-four hours before calling you and saying, “Hey, how about… oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie… for as long as we both shall live?”
Kathleen Kelly: Joe…
Joe Fox: And you and I would have never been at war. And the only thing we’d fight about would be which video to rent on a Saturday night.
Kathleen Kelly: Well, who fights about that?
Joe Fox: Well, some people. Not us.
Kathleen Kelly: We would never.

— - Who’s Got Mail (1998)

zombiepeas:

bentfire:

WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN, REMI? I’VE ONLY DONE SCREENCAPS FOR THE FOLLOWING FANDOMS:

- Young Justice

- Avatar: the Last Airbender

- W.I.T.C.H.

- One Tree Hill (until mid-way through s5)

- Grey’s Anatomy (s1+s2)

- Point Pleasant

- Escaflowne

- Lovely Complex

- Romeo x Juliet

- Charmed (the last two or three seasons)

- Probably a half-dozen others I can’t think of

THAT’S TOTALLY NOT ALL MY FANDOMS IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS

NO

NOT EVEN CLOSE

>_>

#also also #gl:tas #should be added to the list #because i watched episodes 3 and 4 today and am still loving it

YOU CANNOT JOKE ABOUT THIS

BECAUSE

I WILL DO A RECAP OF IT IF YOU COME OUT WITH SCREENCAPS

NOT JOKING AT ALL, I’M TOTALLY GONNA DO HD SCREENCAPS OF IT

I’M NOT TOO SURE WHEN I’LL START, PROBABLY THE WEEK AFTER NEXT WHEN MY LIFE SETTLES DOWN A LITTLE

(AKA MY APARTMENT IS TOTALLY UNPACKED)

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every single Anon meme answer I did that I filled out in an Internet Explorer browser hasn’t been posted

fuck, I hope they went through