Dad and I were driving around, looking for furniture stores earlier and this exchange happened:
Dad: Whoa, did you see those girls in bikinis at the car wash?
Me: *looks around frantically* Where?! Where… are we going? Do you know?
Then later, we were watching softball on TV:
*Hawaii gets a home run, the whole team does a group pow-wow and some kind of cheer*
Me: Whoa, that’s a whole lot of dark-haired beau— *fakes coughing* um, girls, in one place.