swagjustice:

bentfire:

swagjustice replied to your post: swagjustice replied to your post: I doubt that,…

no but I’m so fat sob though yes my face is flawless

pfffft

that just means when I TACKLE YO ASS you will merely be strong enough to catch me

and then I won’t land on top of you like some shoujo anime

where then I would look into your eyes and you would whisper

pedo waifu~

ok but make sure someone’s standing by to cue the sakura petals

#and have a piece of toast in your mouth

I’m sure your mom will be nearby with both the sakura petals and 911 on speed-dial

and of course I will have toast in my mouth, how could you ever doubt me?

(via zipschance)

everyone on my dash is doing that pick up line meme

and I’m just sitting over here like

I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS BUT FML I DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH WITH YOU GUYS TO SEND ASKS