16 Jun 13
5 notes
2 days ago
then show us your boobs!
Anonymous

y’know what

it is almost 4am

i do not have enough mental capacity for a scathing retort right now so let me just say

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16 Jun 13
1 note
3 days ago
I LIVE ON A RANCH OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND MY DOG IS TOO LAZY TO DO THAT. HOW DO I AVOID THE WRATH OF MY PSYCHOTIC LITTLE SISTER?
Anonymous

you … you don’t?

i mean i’m sorry my darling capslock anon but i don’t really see any way out of this that doesn’t involve mass murder??

or possibly running away from home but idk it’s like past 1am here and i don’t know what time zone you’re in but i would suggest doing it at an earlier time than 1am

16 Jun 13
2 notes
3 days ago
I KILLED IT BECAUSE I SLIPPED AND KNOCKED THE BOWL ON THE FLOOR AND IT BROKE AND KILLED POOR LITTLE RAINBOW PRINCESS AND NOW MY TEN YEAR OLD LITTLE SISTER IS GOING TO MURDER ME. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous

okay well um

do you have a dog?? cat?? did you have friends over who you can conveniently blame?

what about a nosy neighbor? maybe said neighbor asked to borrow some sugar and you let them in and OH NO A TERRIBLE THING DONE HAPPENED

16 Jun 13
6 notes
3 days ago
OH MY GAWD I KILLED MY BABY SISTER'S NEW GOLDFISH AND SHE'S GONNA BE HOME IN AN HOUR. OH WISE BENTFIRE TELL ME WHAT TO DO I DON'T WANT TO BREAK HER FRAGILE INNOCENT LITTLE HEART PLEASE HELP ME
Anonymous

what in the hell is this even serious omg

15 Jun 13
1 note
3 days ago
Sorry to bother you if you've been asked this before, but how do you make your caps?
Anonymous

You’re not a bother at all! But I have indeed been asked that before and you can find my post about it here. And also here’s another tutorial for a different program. :]

15 Jun 13
3 notes
3 days ago
I love your graphics! What edits do you use to make the colors so vibrant?
Anonymous

Aw, thanks!

I don’t entirely know what you meant by ‘edits’, but I did a lot of tweaking of the original screencap. It was pretty pixellated and discolored at parts, for instance here’s how Artemis’ part looks when I delete those layers:

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… which is not at all cute. So I re-colored her face, mask, even part of Barry’s hands/costume. And I use a lot of Selective Coloring. A lot. I just counted and I had seven different SC layers. I also use three different textures, all set to soft light: a pink/purple one, light/dark green one and a smokey black/white one. Then once I’m done, I pretty much always flatten the image, duplicate the base layer, set it to soft light, use gaussian blur about 4-8%, then lower the opacity on that layer to 50% or so.

None of that is probably very helpful though, sorry. :[ I do lots of experimenting with Selective Color, basically.

13 Jun 13
1 note
5 days ago
I'd drive you out to the countryside at night to catch fireflies. Then camp-out and cuddle in the sleeping bags. Unless you hate the outdoors. Then I'd take you up to the roof of a skyscraper, set up an outdoor theatre; we'd watch The Last Airbender or Young Justice while drinking vodka. Or slushies. And eating homemade popcorn.
Anonymous

13 Jun 13
2 notes
5 days ago
lydia filled jackson's hole
Anonymous

i think it’s more like jackson filled her coin slot but okay

13 Jun 13
4 notes
5 days ago
sugar tit??? like a tit that produces sugar???
Anonymous

actually according to wiki it’s the same thing as a baby pacifier but I like your theory better tbh

13 Jun 13
7 notes
6 days ago
I'd take you to the playground at twilight with headlamps and glowsticks and swing with you, slide with you, play tag all over the equipment with you until we fall exhausted onto the sand and watch the stars holding hands with a thermos of cocoa and a shared blanket.
Anonymous

wow who are you and how quickly can we get married